Estimated Payout & Quest Outcome
Adjust inputs and pick a Barney stage — the tracker will project the rating, the next item required, and the quest ending.
Performance Rating Formula
Rating = (healed × 10) + (skinwalkers × 8) − (deaths × 25). Skinwalker neutralizations incur no penalty — supplying a confirmed Skinwalker with the wrong medicine counts as 0% loss.
Barney Stage Map
- Stage 1 — deliver 1x Coffee.
- Stage 2 — deliver 1x Coffee + accept Suitcase (inventory slot consumed).
- Stage 3 — deliver 1x Coffee + 1x Picture (Suitcase reclaimed).
- Stage 4 — fetch Scalpel from Room 8 (watch the Tentacle Hazard, 45-second window).
- Stage 5 — hide Barney in Office. Police Event triggers. PROTECT Barney to unlock the 2.0x coffee buff. SURRENDER voids the reward.
Edge Cases
- Shift 1: Barney will not spawn — Stage 0 only.
- Stage 4 in Room 8: 45-second window. Failing to return triggers a patient abduction penalty.
- Stage 5 surrender: permanent loss of the 2.0x Coffee Speed Multiplier.