Stat Priority

ClassDoctor or Surgeon

Scalpel starter (Doctor) or accelerated healing (Surgeon) for the Barney Stage 4 fetch.

Speed100%

Speed is acceptable — Barney respawns on the player's position, not theirs.

Sanity Pool100%

Standard pool — coffee buffers the dialogue traps.

Inventory3x Coffee + Scalpel + Photo Camera

Required items for Stages 1-4 of the Barney questline.

Rotation Plan

  1. Stage 1: hand over 1x Coffee
  2. Stage 2: hand over 1x Coffee + accept Suitcase
  3. Stage 3: hand over 1x Coffee + Photo
  4. Stage 4: fetch Scalpel from Room 8 (watch the 45-second Tentacle window)
  5. Stage 5: hide Barney in the Office — refuse Police surrender